This guy breaks into a house, punches and knocks out two people and then runs out without stealing a thing.
Police are now on a look out for a man with no trousers.
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Fantastic. Robber said “give me your cash, I have a gun”
Clerk responds “prove it”
Robber leaves.
Well when the proprietor’s name is “Mi Suk Yang” what would you respect.
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No Knifes Please.
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Guys can be fickle, or, as the French say, “huge jerks who don’t call women back.” Sometimes, though, we’ve got a pretty valid excuse for not picking up the phone. Here are 10 reasons why men might not call you back for that second date.
1. We’re shy/intimidated. Some guys just get intimidated, or we’re too shy to ask for a second date. Make sure you get his number, and call the dude up to scope things out.
You’ll know if he’s intimidated in the first 10 seconds of the call when he either claims the phone is on fire and hangs up or he nervously vomits into the receiver.
2. You didn’t offer to pay. Most men have no problem paying for their dates. We’re gentlemen at heart, or at least we like to think so. Still, we like it when our dates at least offer to cover their share.
If our date seems to be taking advantage of a free dinner, that second date isn’t going to happen.The Frisky: When did you know it was over?
3. There’s no physical attraction. This one isn’t that likely, since he probably asked you out on the first date. If it was a blind date or if you changed some key part of your appearance (you dyed your hair pink and lost/gained 150 pounds) before the date, it can certainly throw things off.6. Cell phone shenanigans. If you’re on the phone constantly during a first date, we’re not going to be on the other end of the line later on. This applies to texting, too; in fact, texting seems even ruder.
7. Vulgarity. Guys like a girl who can be as vulgar as their guy friends, but don’t trot out your award-winning burps or four-letter fiestas until at least the second or third date.
8. Blatant pre-date lies. This one’s common with the internet dating crowd. Don’t tell lies about yourself before the date kicks off. Don’t say that you’re a rich hand model who enjoys Russian literature (note: I have actually been told this). Unless, of course, you actually are any of those things (she was not).
9. You missed his signals. Some guys have trouble making a move, and if you shrugged off his arm on your shoulder because you were hot or leaned away from a kiss because you heard your neighbors going through your trash, he might be feeling rejected. The Frisky: Why you should pursue your crush
Call him to set things straight. While you’re at it, call the cops on your creepy neighbors.
10. He met someone else. If it was just a first date, an old relationship might have flared up or the guy might have met someone that he’d rather date. He doesn’t feel an obligation to call you and say anything since, well, it was a first date.
Don’t hold it against him, but don’t wait around either. If you don’t get a call within about a week of the first date, forget about it and move on.
Radar Online is reporting that former Jon & Kate Plus Eight star Jon Gosselin emptied the joint bank account he had with estranged wife Kate Gosselin, leaving just $1,000 for the mother of their eight children.
A separate account designated for the children was reportedly not touched. People.com confirmed the story with an unnamed source, who said Kate plans legal action. A rep for Jon was apparently unaware of the development and had no comment.
Ummm. Yea.
Daniel Blackner, known as “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf” performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner.
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The man told police he had his 2000 Ferrari Modena parked in front of a friend’s house at 194 Randolph Ave. between 5 a.m. and 4:48 p.m. on Saturday.
When he returned to the car, he found it had been broken into, and a $100,000 Audemars Piguet watch had been stolen, along with a $3,000 Alpine radio, and new Nike Jordan sneakers, reports said.
Police officers canvassed the area but could not find suspects.
A surveillance camera installed on a house on Randolph Avenue was not helpful because its view was obscured by a large tree, reports said.
Arrested after a drug by setup. He arrived with 2 of his children inside his car off of North Nebraska. After the did a strip search they found 14 grams hidden in is booty.
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